John Kassir (born October 24, 1957) is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise.[ John Kassir + More join the TRINITY OF TERRORS!] He also appeared in the role of Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the first voice actor to take over Disney comics character Scrooge McDuck following the death of Alan Young.
Early life and education
John Kassir was born on October 24, 1957, in
Baltimore,
Maryland,
to an
Iraqis father from
Mosul and a
Syrians mother from
Mardin, present-day
Turkey.
He is of
Assyrian people descent.
As a child, he often did impressions in school and was described as a "class clown". His mother would often buy props for him and he would entertain customers who were shopping outside of Eudowood Plaza. He graduated from Loch Raven High School and attended Towson State University in Towson, Maryland, where he studied theatre. He and several other students formed a comedy troupe called Animal Crackers.
Career
Stand-up comedy
Kassir originally began his career in
stand-up comedy, he first became known in 1985, when he defeated Sinbad for best stand-up comic on
Star Search.
As a stand-up comic, he has opened for the likes of Lou Rawls, Tom Jones, The Temptations and Four Tops on their TNT Tour, Bobby Vinton, Richard Belzer, U2, and Harry Blackstone Jr. among others. John has also appeared on stage performing improvisation with Robin Williams.
Film and television
His film credits include,
And Then There Was Eve as G. Alexander,
Flora & Ulysses as Ulysses',
Hellblazers as Rick,
Jack the Giant Slayer,
Monster Mash as Igor,
Monster Mutt as Pet Shop Pete,
as Ralph Wiley and
Uncle Sam,
Smothered and
Spy Hard as Rancor Guard.
In television, he played the Bulgarian kicker, Zagreb Shkenusky, for 7 years in the HBO comedy series 1st & Ten, about a fictional football team. His other live-action credits include sketch-acting on The Amanda Show and a portrayal of Shemp Howard in the 2000 TV biopic The Three Stooges, produced by Mel Gibson, and Ralph in Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical. He was also able to get his own Pee-wee Herman style show in 1997 called Johnnytime, which aired for two seasons on the USA Network. He also appeared as The Atom in the Justice League of America pilot episode, which, despite not being picked up, was released as a film in some markets. Kassir has appeared in over a dozen feature films, starred in eight TV pilots (six of which went to series and two of which lasted on air for over six years each) and guest-starred in dozens of TV series in both comic and dramatic roles.
Voice acting
Kassir has specialized in voice-over work for animation, video games, and other productions, most notably as the voice of Crypt Keeper in
Tales from the Crypt. He would later voice Ray "Raymundo" Rocket in
Rocket Power. He also provided the voice for the mercenary
Deadpool in the video games
, , and
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, as well as for Sauron and Pyro, two other well-known characters. He was also featured in the very first commercial for the
Nintendo cornerstone video game series
The Legend of Zelda in the United States in 1987.
Kassir provided the vocal effects of the mischievous raccoon Meeko in Disney's 1995 animated feature Pocahontas and . Also, he provided the voice of Buster Bunny in four Tiny Toon Adventures episodes (following Charlie Adler's departure from the role). He played the villainous Scuttlebutt in . He also made one voice appearance in an episode of Ben 10, ( Last Laugh) as Zombozo. He voiced the character Adam MacIntyre and provided additional voice over work in the video game Dead Rising.[ John Kassir: Demo reel at voicebank.net ] His voice is featured in the games Shadows of the Damned and as Hell demons and Desperado Enforcement captain Monsoon, respectively. Additionally, he voiced Jibolba in the Tak and the Power of Juju video game series, Pete Puma in The Looney Tunes Show, Scissorsmith in Samurai Jack, and Mervis and Dunlap in CatDog.
In 2011, he voiced Crazy Smurf in the live-action/animated film The Smurfs, and in 2012, he voiced Jealousy as well as Gumball, Penny, Leslie, Carrie & Darwin when he possesses them in The Amazing World of Gumball episode "The Flower". Kassir appeared in Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Slayer (2013), along with Bill Nighy, as Fallon, the two-headed leader of the giants; Nighy played the big head while Kassir played the small head. Kassir even voiced Elliot the Dragon in Disney's 2016 live-action remake of the 1977 live-action/animated movie Pete's Dragon.
Kassir also voiced Rizzo in the Spyro video game , as well as Ghost Roaster and Captain Dreadbeard in , Short Cut in , and Pit Boss in . He is also known for his various roles in the first season of The Amanda Show. He voiced the Ice King in the original Adventure Time pilot, but was replaced by Tom Kenny for the series. He also provided additional voice over work for Eek! The Cat, The Brothers Flub, Sonic the Hedgehog, Casper's Scare School, Spider-Man 3, , The Princess and the Frog, Diablo III, , Monsters University, The Prophet, Minions, , The Secret Life of Pets, Despicable Me 3, My Life as a Teenage Robot, The Grinch and The Secret Life of Pets 2.
Theatre
A few of his many theater credits include: originating the role of Kenny in
Three Guys Naked From The Waist Down (also starring
Scott Bakula), for which he was nominated for both a Drama Desk and an Outer Critics Circle award. John also originated the role of Ralph in the musical
Reefer Madness, on stage and in the film version.
Personal life
He married actress
Julie Benz on May 30, 1998, the marriage lasted for nine years until Benz filed for divorce in December 2007.
Filmography
Film
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American Scary – Himself – Crypt Keeper
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And Then There Was Eve – G. Alexander
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Beethoven's Christmas Adventure – Stray Dog
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Casper – voice of the Crypt Keeper
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Flora & Ulysses – Ulysses' vocal effects
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Hellblazers – Rick
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Jack the Giant Slayer – General Fallon's small head
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Monster Mash – Igor
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Monster Mutt – Pet Shop Pete
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Pete's Dragon – Elliot's vocals
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Race to Witch Mountain – Chuck
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– Ralph Wiley and Uncle Sam in "Tell 'Em the Truth"
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Smothered – Himself
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Spy Hard – Rancor Guard at intercom
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voice of The Crypt Keeper
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voice of the Crypt Keeper
Television
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1st & Ten – Zagreb Shkenusky
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Ask Harriet – Kenny
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Beethoven's Christmas Adventure – Stray Dog
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Bizarre Transmissions from the Bermuda Triangle – Himself
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Bones – Lawrence Melvoy
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Boston Common – Frankie
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Brotherly Love – The Crypt Keeper
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Bump and Grind (pilot) – Dick Scorvo
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Castle – Mr. Dreyfus
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Charmed – The Alchemist
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Cold Case – Kip Crowley (Episode: "Greed")
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– Hotel Guest (Episode: "Assume Nothing")
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Dream On – Chuck (Episode: "The Guilty Party")
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Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise – Himself (2016)
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Early Edition – Jersy Carpathian
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Friends – Stanley
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FM – Don Tupsouni
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Grounded for Life – Musgrove
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Hangin' with Mr. Cooper – Photographer
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Hot in Cleveland – The Pope
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In Living Color – Himself
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Jenny – Chaz
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Joan of Arcadia – Mime God
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Johnnytime – Johnny
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Last Chance Lloyd – Teacher
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Lenny – Max
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– Dmitri Shishtokovich
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Malcolm & Eddie – Rooster
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– Danny Doyle
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Moonlighting – Police Detective (Episode: "Yours, Very Deadly")
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Mr. Rhodes – Mr. Kotter
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Mystic Cosmic Patrol – Martini Bot
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NCIS – Perry Swan
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New Wave Comedy – Himself
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Philly – Arnie Kellogg
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Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House – The Crypt Keeper
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Showtime at the Apollo – Himself
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Sliders – Arnold Potts
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Star Search – Himself
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– Gar (Episode: "Critical Care")
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Tales from the Crypt – The Crypt Keeper
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Team Knight Rider – Plato
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The Amanda Show – Regular Performer
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The Facts of Life (1 episode) – Andre
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The Handler – Charlie
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The New Mike Hammer – Ventriloquist
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The Single Guy – Maitre 'D, Waiter
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The Three Stooges – Shemp Howard
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The Visitor – Himself
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Tour of Duty – Lenny Pilchowski
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Two Minutes to Midnight – Bob
Animated film
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– Scuttlebutt
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And Then There Was Eve – G. Alexander
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– Enzo
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Casper's Scare School – P.A. Voice, Additional voices
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Chance Manifest – Ronnie
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Channels – Walter
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– Additional voices
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Cyber-Tracker 2 – Tripwire
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Despicable Me 3 – Additional voices
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Donner Pass – James Michael Epstein
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Dr. Rage – Moe Moebius
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Encino Woman – Jean Michel
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George of the Jungle 2 – Voice of Rocky, Armando
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Ghost Cat Anzu – Voice of Master
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Heartstoppers: Horror at the Movies – Voice Over Announcer
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Jack the Giant Slayer – General Fallon's Small Head
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Justice League of America – Atom/Ray Palmer
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Minions – Additional voices
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– Additional voices
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Minkow – Jim Cowell
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Mockingbird Lane – Tim (uncredited)
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Monsters University – Additional Voices
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Nothing Special – Marty
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No York City –
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Pirate Camp – Blackbeard's Head
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Planes – Additional voices
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Pocahontas – Meeko
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– Meeko
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Reefer Madness: Grass Roots – Himself
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– The Crypt Keeper
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Sing – Additional voices
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Sing 2 – Additional voices
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Smothered – Himself
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Soccer Dog: European Cup – Quint
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Spaced Out! – Himself
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Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve – The Crypt Keeper
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The Dog Days of Winter – Coffee Shop Manager
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The Glass Jar – John
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The Gunrunner Billy Kane – Machinist
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The Grinch – Additional voices
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The Horror Hall of Fame II – The Crypt Keeper
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The Midget Stays in the Picture – B List Director
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The Misunderstanding of Carl Jr. – Boots, Berko
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The Princess and the Frog – Additional Voices
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The Prophet – Additional voices
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The Secret Life of Pets – Additional voices
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The Secret Life of Pets 2 – Additional voices
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The Smurfs – Crazy Smurf
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The Smurfs 2 – Crazy Smurf
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The Taker – John
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The Tale of Tillie's Dragon – Herman
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The Wild – Additional voices
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The Wild Thornberrys Movie – Squirrel #1
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Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery – Buster Bunny
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Tiny Toons Spring Break – Buster Bunny
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Vidiots – Lester Plotz
Animation
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Aaahh!!! Real Monsters – Additional voices
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Adventure Time – Additional voices
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Afro Samurai – Soshun
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As Told by Ginger – Winston, Additional voices
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– Chey
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Back at the Barnyard – Winky
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Ben 10 – Zombozo, Thief #1
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Bonkers – Additional voices
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Breadwinners – Additional voices
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Bunnicula – Ash
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Buzz Lightyear of Star Command – Marl, Evan Zarl, Snark, Zinko
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CatDog – Mervis, Dunglap, Additional voices
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Danger Rangers – Fallbot
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DC Super Friends – Joker's Playhouse – Joker
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Dexter's Laboratory – Additional voices
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– Vahdrak
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Duckman – Additional voices
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Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special – Scrooge McDuck
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Earthworm Jim – Snott, Henchrat
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Eek! The Cat – Mittens, Additional voices
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Hercules – Charon
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Johnny Bravo – Additional voices
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Kim Possible – Additional voices
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– Sai So, Sanzu
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Mickey Mouse (Holiday special) – Scrooge McDuck (replacing Alan Young)
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Mighty Ducks – Beldar
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My Life as a Teenage Robot – Additional voices
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New Looney Tunes – Pete Puma
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Oh Yeah! Cartoons – Randy, Aunt Broth, Hobart, The Fisherman, Riot Man #1
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Problem Child – Yoji, Murph
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Random! Cartoons – Ice King, Fire Elemental, Bone, The Soldier Flies, Dugly Uckling, Kung Pao Bunny
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Rick and Morty – Blim Blam
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Rocket Power – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket, Additional voices
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Samurai Jack – Scissorsmith
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Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights – Haman
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Solar Opposites – The Crypt Keeper
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Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! – Wigglenog, Short Mercenary
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Tales from the Cryptkeeper – The Crypt Keeper
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Teamo Supremo – Cheapskate
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Dark Beaver, Dave Beaver
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– Seymour, Student #2, Pants (Ep. When Pants Attack)
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The Brothers Flub – Additional voices
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The Cartoon Cartoon Show – Leopard
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– Additional voices
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The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy – Additional voices
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The Little Mermaid – Rats
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The Looney Tunes Show – Pete Puma, Nametag Guy, Craig, Cop #2
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– Sub Pilot Dimitri
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The Plucky Duck Show – Buster Bunny (archive footage)
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The Simpsons – Additional voices
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The Weekenders – Tripp Nickerson
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The Wild Thornberrys – El Gordita
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Time Squad – Alfred Nobel, Rasputin, Thomas Jefferson
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Timon & Pumbaa – Additional voices
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Tiny Toon Adventures – Buster Bunny (replacing Charlie Adler)
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Totally Spies! – Additional voices
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What-a-Mess – Additional voices
Video games
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Afro Samurai – Soshun, Additional voices\
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Arknights – Friston-3
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– Voice Cast
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Bayonetta 2 – Enzo
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Bayonetta 3 – Enzo
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Bouncers – Additional voices
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Dead Rising – Adam MacIntyre, Additional voices
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Diablo III – Additional Voices
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– Additional voices
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EverQuest II – Additional Voices
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Final Fantasy XV – Ifrit
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Freelancer – Additional voices
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Halo 2 – Marines
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– Additional voices
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– Marine (archive sound)
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Icewind Dale – Belhifet, Poquelin, Additional voices
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Lego Jurassic World – Additional voices
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Madagascar – Additional voices
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– Deadpool
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– Deadpool, Venom (Wii / PS2)
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– Alkari Advisor, Additional voices
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– Monsoon
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MySims Kingdom – Sim
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Ninety-Nine Nights II – Galdo, Zign, Villager
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PlayStation Move Heroes – Toucan
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République – Noam Peretz
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Rocket Power: Team Rocket Rescue – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket
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– Ray "Raymundo" Rocket, Cyrax
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Sacrifice – Additional voices
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Shadows of the Damned – Demons
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Shrek SuperSlam – Announcer, Humpty Dumpty
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Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom – Meeko
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– Ghost Roaster, Captain Dreadbeard
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– Ghost Roaster, Pit Boss, Short Cut, Rizzo
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– Ghost Roaster, Captain Dreadbeard, Rizzo
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– Ghost Roaster, Short Cut, Captain Frightbeard, Spellslamzer
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– Ghost Roaster
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– Ghost Roaster, Short Cut, Rizzo, Captain Dreadbeard
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– Mac Gargan,
Kron Stone, Deadpool's fans
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Spider-Man 3 – Additional voices
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– Birchim, Co-Pilot, FBI Officer B, Officer A, Zohar
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– Monkey Master, Rat Pirate
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– Jibolba
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– Jibolba
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Tak and the Power of Juju – Jibolba
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The Punisher – Additional voices
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– Buster Bunny
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Ultimate Spider-Man – Additional voices
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– Additional voices
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– Deadpool, Pyro, Sauron
Theatre
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3 Guys Naked from the Waist Down – Kenny Brewster
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Room Service – Faker Englund
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